Alberta Playwrights' Network 30 for 30 Online Auction

Commissioned Host - Dan Perry  

Infamous writer, composer, performer with the Calgary-based sketch comedy show the Late, Late, Breakfast Show!

Captured Badly (on purpose) by Mandy Stobo!

Value: $120

www.badportraitproject.com

DVB, the hottest playwright on the Calgary theatre scene captured Badly (on purpose) by Mandy Stobo!

Value: $120

www.badportraitproject.com

Who wouldn't want this awesome picture of Eugene staring down from their wall?

Value: $120

www.badportraitproject.com

Meg Braem - Poetic purveyor of Blood (and Honey) 

Captured Badly (on purpose) by Mandy Stobo!

Value: $120

www.badportraitproject.com

M.T.P. is an award-winning playwright, anime voice-actor, and Co-Artistic Director of Bigs and Littles, theatre for young people.

Captured Badly (on purpose) by Mandy Stobo!

Value: $120

www.badportraitproject.com

A Canadian theatre legend, captured Badly (on purpose) by Mandy Stobo!

Value: $120

www.badportraitproject.com

Bad Portraits is a project to say that you are rad.

It's pretty simple, you send me a picture and I make a pretty poor painting of it.

The original paintings are made with gouche and watercolor.

I really like your faces. You guys all look ridiculously wonderful.

For more info visit:  www.badportraitproject.com

Value: $100

Bad Portraits is a project to say that you are rad.

It's pretty simple, you send me a picture and I make a pretty poor painting of it.

The original paintings are made with gouche and watercolor.

I really like your faces. You guys all look ridiculously wonderful.

For more info visit: www.badportraitproject.com

Value: $100

"The conflict between conscious memory, subconscious memory, dreams and reality form the framework for my work." Linda Craddock

Ethereal is the best way to describe Linda's work. An original painting, valued at $600, could adorn your walls.

"Hometown Dreams:  Basement Party Ghost, 1966."

10” x 10” x 1”  

Mixed media photo and oil on Cradled Birch

2015

Value $600

Bad Portraits is a project to say that you are rad.

It's pretty simple, you send me a picture and I make a pretty poor painting of it.

The original paintings are made with gouche and watercolor.

These ones are all Star Wars all the time! You pick 3, Mandy paints them!

Jar-Jar? Jabba? Greedo? Yoda? Lando? Wedge? Gold Leader?

To see the full set visit:  http://www.badportraitproject.com/stobo-wars

Value: $300

"Where did you get that?" is what your guests will be asking when you take home this one-of-a-kind hand crafted sculpture by playwright and APN Member Gordon Pengilly. Valued at over $100 a gorgeous piece like this will add beauty to any room.

Size: 6"x 9" (Fired clay with a wax patina and lacquer)

It's the start of a Calgary winter and who doesn't need moisturizers. A collection of luxurious lotions, potions and aesthetic products makes a perfect holiday gift. Valued at over $250.00, this would make an excellent surprise for that special someone in your life.

Beautiful shoulder bag from animal-friendly Montreal designers, http://mattandnat.com  Valued at $125.00 + $50 Tapestry Gift Card.

"Tapestry has been around for a very long time and the items just keep getting more beautiful, with the new clothing that comes in each season along with the beautiful consignment items. It makes you want to go in each week just to see whats new in the store." - customer review from Yelp

Enjoy and evening with star-studded celebrities, fantastic food and wine at this annual event hosted by Alberta Theatre Projects. Up for grabs are two tickets to the event, valued at $200.00.

Thank you to our friends at ATP for this generous donation.

Thanks to CRMR Canadian Rocky Mountain Resorts:

Dinner for two at Bar C Food & Drink, The Lake House, Cilantro or Divino Wine & Cheese Bistro.  Dinner for each person includes one each: appetizer, entrée, dessert, coffee or tea. Taxes and gratuities are included. Your gift letter is effective December 1, 2015 – December 1, 2016. This gift certificate is not valid on Valentine’s Day or New Year’s Eve. Reservations are advised.

Approxinamte Value $125

Ol' Grumps' Honey - From Beekeepers Meg Braem and Will Pratt

700g Creamed Honey, 350g Squeezy Bear of Liquid Honey, 3 candles, 

2 homemade soaps. Mmmmm. honey

The 2007 Barolo Cerretta Altare demonstrates the elegance that can be coaxed from this site in Serralunga. The Cerretta is the only Barolo Altare makes from vineyards outside his hometown of La Morra, but the house style nevertheless comes through in spades. Dark fruit, tar, licorice, smoke and scorched earth are some of the nuances that flow from this muscular, virile Barolo. Anticipated maturity: 2017-2032. Score - 95. Approximate value $140.00

Thanks to Paul Sacco for this donation.

Have a drink of the white wine that was served at Michelle Obama's birthday party. (I assume that my invitation got lost in the mail). Full-bodied, very elegant with unmistakable personality. Pairs well with Mediterranean flavors.

Thanks again to ATP for donating this.

http://www.michelesatta.com/it/il-vino.html

A recent nominee for the Governor General's Award in Drama, Beth Graham isn't only an amazing playwright, but also a great actor. In fact, she just spent several months performing in NYC in the Catalyst show Nevermore. We would envy her enormous amount of talents if it weren't for the fact that she is one of the best humans you might meet. She is also enjoying her first term on the APN Board of Directors! (we hope). 

Everything you wanted to know about playwriting, with examples! This collection includes Clem's series on playwriting: The Blunt Playwright, The Greek Playwright, and The Ancient Comedians, as well as a collection of 5 of his plays - Martini With A Twist.

He may be from Saskatchewan, but he's been a member of APN for years. This collection of signed work from Eugene Stickland also comes with the pens he used to draft them. A witty collection of words and the implement he wrote them with as an extra keepsake.

A Canadian theater legend! Sharon was for a long time the driving force behind APN, acting as our Executive Director in the late 90's, early 2000's. Covet this signed collection for one of Alberta's great voices.

Three signed playscripts from Stephen Massicotte. Collection includes "Mary's Wedding", "The Clockmaker" & "The Oxford Roof Climber's Rebellion". A lovely collection of plays which would make a great gift for that theatre lover you know.

A collection of signed works from WWPT Artistic Director and Governor General Award Winner, Vern Thiessen. Great reads, great collectors item or a great gift.

A Podcast Novelized!!! WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE is a twice-monthly podcast in the style of community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, featuring local weather, news, announcements from the Sheriff's Secret Police, mysterious lights in the night sky, dark hooded figures with unknowable powers, and cultural events. This signed novel would make a great gift for the Sci-Fi fan in your life. 

http://www.welcometonightvale.com/

Who doesn't love Pez...and who wouldn't love these collector sets of Pez dispensers. Featuring your favourite Peanuts characters in one case and your favourite Star Wars characters in the other. Create epic battles between Lucy and Lord Vader (if you look closely, they have the same hair), Chewbacca and Snoopy. That's what I'd do...what, just me then? Valued at over $65.00.

Includes: 1 CJSW Tote Bag, 1 CJSW 90.9 FM Sticker, 1 INFILM: Emporium CD,

1 Tetrix the 12 CD, 1 Tetrix the 13 CD, 4 Shiny Retro CJSW stickers, 1 Miesha & The Spanks "Peaches Bathroom" translucent print, 1 The Rumble EP, 1 Run Deer Run: The War Vinyl, 1 Cold Water Vinyl, 1 Mark Mills: Go Love Yourself Vinyl

A Tote Bag, stickers, 3 CD's, 4 Albums and a print? Gotta be worth $120.

Thanks to CJSW!! 

Veteran checking winger Neil Fleming played 4 seasons and over 100 games with the Hosers, racking up... I don't know, like maybe 32pts or so? Less probably.

One of a kind gift for the Fleming and/or hockey fan in your life. Ready for framing.

"Priceless"

"To play or display, that is the question." This beautiful handmade drum created by Annie Louise Smith is truly a one of a kind. Hand crafted, rich in tone and an eye-catching piece of art on its own, this drum is valued at $500. 

A collection of signed horror/speculative fiction by bestselling Canadian authour, Susie Moloney. She's been compared to Stephen King and knows how to "draw the sinister out of the everyday". 

***Nightlights not included.

Does your current headshot do you justice? No. Mine neither. So make a bid on this professional headshot session with Benjamin Laird. Valued at $260 it is worth every penny. (Not to mention you'll make that back in the first job you land). 

To see examples of Ben's work - www.benjaminlairdphoto.com

Enjoy a day of golf at one of the most stunning golf courses in the city of Calgary. Located in the northwest, this one of a kind designed course offers a challenge to all levels of golfer. Valued at $250.00.

Thank you to Paul Sacco for the donation.

Still stinging over our 2004 cup run that was thwarted by Tampa Bay? Watch the 2015 Flames seek revenge on January 5, 2016. Go yell at Stamkos, eat some bad nachos and drink $9 Budweiser draft. A perfect date night, wouldn't you say?

The Captain's Inn, located on Vancouver Island, is a beautiful boutique inn right on the beach. Come stay at our intimate inn on Qualicum Beach. Relax with the ebb and flow of the ocean, spectacular sunrises and sunsets and a background of silhouetted mountains. This is a three night package valued at $750.00.

***This is for accommodation only. Travel is not included in this package.

www.thecaptainsinn.com